Doing everything you said you wouldn't, and never doing all the things you said you would.
"Why does John always blow us off for school now? He never used to be like that."
"Dude, he's growing up."
When cussing becomes so integrated in your daily conversations, that you stop sounding cool/funny, and start sounding like you're a twelve year old who just learned his first cuss word.
"Yeah man so I fucking took this piece of fucking bread out of the goddamn fridge, and just popped this bitch into the fucking toaster. Then when the shit was ready I just, fucking, I just took it the fuck out and lathered that bitch up with some fucking jam and was like 'Fuck yes this is going to be sooo fucking good. This shit is going to be fucking delicious.' "
To shotgun masturbate is to be able to jack off in one swift, shotgun pump-esque motion. This is due to the girl you are masturbating to being so ridiculously hot, that one shotgun pump motion is all you need.
Guy #1: Dude, how hot is she?
Guy #2: I swear, I could shotgun masturbate to her.
Guy #1: Really? I don't believe?
Guy #2: No lie. I swear. Just chk, chk, boom.
The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.
Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.
Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.