Definitions by Melvin

Good Spamaritan

Someone who goes around performing random acts of kindness and then flooding their friends' Facebook newsfeeds with constant bragging about their good deeds.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that Jon is doing good things for people, but does he have to be such a Good Spamaritan?

Good Spamaritan by Melvin June 25, 2014

dog in a bathtub 

inserting testicles into a partners anus. Why? becuase it's just as hard to get a dog in a bathtub.

I gave her a dog in a bathtub and then made her lick my shitty balls.

dog in a bathtub by MELVIN May 16, 2005

crew slut 

noun.groupie hopeful.sucks band's roadie's dicks in hope of meeting band but never does.

"The crew slut never made it on the tour bus."

crew slut by MELVIN May 13, 2005

pogging

a cross between pegging and dogging

-hey, do you want to go pogging?
-sure, we can pog all night long. i hope there is a good turnout
-oh there will be, ive called grandma, and she's got all her book club coming.

pogging by Melvin May 13, 2005

P.A.W.G. 

P.a.w.g means Phat ass white girls!
It from the streets, bitch!

"Damn, look at them P.A.W.G."

P.A.W.G. by Melvin April 11, 2005

dA 

It's short for deviantART

You can see my pictures on dA

dA by Melvin January 19, 2005

growing up 

it sucks to grow up, but everybody does.... and we're still fighting it.

my best friend is growing up

growing up by Melvin November 6, 2004