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An apartment filled with somewhat grotty women.
It's feeling less like a party in here and more like a grothel. Let's make a move and go elsewhere...after one more shot of Jagermeister!
grothel by Brendon Katz-Jonez November 19, 2013
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well known internet troll, mostly known on spikednations for spending 24/7 on videos trying to add a blend of humor but continously failing leading to themselves trying to come up with excuses for why they fail so much only showing further how much of a troll they are, often copies and pastes known remarks from other websites, gets owned all the time by other users and is the leader of trollkind and lives in his moms basment close to the special needs school where even they think grothesk is a bit too special to attend
grothesk "I am the wittiest person ever"

user "not you again go away"

grothesk (quoting mark twain or other known quoter) "I am better than you heres why -(insert known quote)"

user "..........have you shut up yet"
Grothesk by exploder187 August 28, 2011
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Sassy, outspoken, and nerdy woman. Knows what she wants and goes for it. A little devil in bed. Once you've had a taste of her, you'll be hooked. A total whovian, but she works it like no other. She's also smart and a hidden beauty. You won't notice it right away. First, you'll think "yeah, she's cute," but once you know her you'll never want to her to leave your life, whether as a friend or a lover.
Ever since I met Grethel my life has become better, she's everything I want in a woman and more.
grethel by womanlover43 December 29, 2013
An evil woman with a terrible dye job that locks her daughter in the dungeon. She also bean flicks to the little mermaid
Gothel is a bitch
Gothel by Platypussylove September 21, 2018
A Gothel is like a brothel but with a gothic theme. At the Gothel, you will find things like Vampire night, where all dancers/entertainers will be dressed as vampires. Corpse night, were corpses are the them. Zombie night, etc....
Man, I'm so sick of these bulimic blonde strippers, I think I'm going down the the Gothel for some real women!
Gothel by Zebrabutts November 27, 2011

Grothenheimer

This word is often used to motivate your buddy to get engaged in some varsity-drinking, pot-smoking, chicks-checking and bullshit-talking in the red light district.
"Grothenheimer" is also used often in the office hallway to get some attention.
C´mon, Grothenheimer, let´s go tear it up tonite.
Yo, Grothenheimer, up for lunch today?
Grothenheimer by schuegginger April 16, 2007
A hole which is filled with various bodily fluids and is just deemed as a dirty hole you don't want to touch
She's such a grothole i wouldn't touch her with a dead mans penis
grothole by closboard February 9, 2017
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