Platypussylove's definitions

Cuntney

Cuntney is a talentless bitch. She enjoys talking shit on everyone, especially about theater even though her vocals sound like a pig orgy. She thinks she's all that even though she isn't and she has extremely fucked up teeth and an oddly shaped body.

"It's cuntney, not courtney."

by Platypussylove July 14, 2017

Elijah

The sassiest bitchass ever. He's salty and shady and sarcastic as fuck. He can't really take a joke though and he's secretly gay af but refuses to admit it.

"Elijah is such a salty ass bitch"

by Platypussylove July 14, 2017

Bob Ross

A man who painted pubes on his head

I WANT MY HAIR TO LOOK LIKE BOB ROSS

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Lez be honest

When a girl claims to be “bi” but finds dicks disgusting.

Lez be honest, you want the poon.

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Blobfish

The act of making a very ugly frown face that resembles the ugly sea creature. It is a Also referred to as blobsquish when done in combination with a squishing method.

My favorite rapper is lil blobfish, but her face is fugly

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Econ

The class that makes all seniors in high school want to kill themselves.

I fucking hate Econ. Time to die.

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Squawk

The act of making bird noises loudly while on FaceTime with people to deafen them.

How dare you squawk at me!

by Platypussylove September 21, 2018