by Platypussylove February 04, 2019
The sassiest bitchass ever. He's salty and shady and sarcastic as fuck. He can't really take a joke though and he's secretly gay af but refuses to admit it.
"Elijah is such a salty ass bitch"
by Platypussylove July 14, 2017
by Platypussylove February 04, 2019
How dare you squawk at me!
by Platypussylove September 21, 2018
Fuck me with Sebastian
by Platypussylove September 21, 2018
by Platypussylove February 04, 2019
by Platypussylove September 21, 2018