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Definitions by Platypussylove

Bob Ross 

A man who painted pubes on his head
I WANT MY HAIR TO LOOK LIKE BOB ROSS
Bob Ross by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Lez be honest 

When a girl claims to be “bi” but finds dicks disgusting.
Lez be honest, you want the poon.
Lez be honest by Platypussylove February 3, 2019
The class that makes all seniors in high school want to kill themselves.
Econ by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Blobfish 

The act of making a very ugly frown face that resembles the ugly sea creature. It is a Also referred to as blobsquish when done in combination with a squishing method.
My favorite rapper is lil blobfish, but her face is fugly
Blobfish by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Bean flick 

The act of literally flicking a bean
Bean flick by Platypussylove September 21, 2018
The act of making bird noises loudly while on FaceTime with people to deafen them.
How dare you squawk at me!
Squawk by Platypussylove September 21, 2018

Sebastian 

The best name for a vibrator because it’s better down where it’s wetter
Fuck me with Sebastian
Sebastian by Platypussylove September 21, 2018