gromlen 

like a gremlin but very BOUNCY

e/g gremlin: BOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOING. me: whow hes a spicy boi

lookit that gromlen hes like a jumpin bean thatsa yeetin itself

gromlen by nonsense man January 25, 2023

Gromlette 

A mix between a grilled cheese and an omlette.

Hey Luke, open wide for my gromlette!

Hey John, stick this gromlette in your mouth!

Hey Ted, think you can handle this gromlette? It's a mouthful.

Hey Dave, can you handle 2 gromlettes at once?

Gromlette by AaronH1 April 27, 2020

gromlet 

The underfold of a woman's hanging breast. It is a sanctuary for dangerous bacteria because of its warm and sometimes moist environment.

-Dude.... you can only get salmonella from raw eggs or some shit... not from motorboating titties.

-Nah dog from the smell of it I'm pretty sure she hadn't washed her gromlet in weeks.

gromlet by 3781937 March 12, 2009

Gromlins 

Gromlins are a race of aboreal marsupials. These strange creatures originated as a result of glaciation in Western Europe during the Maezo-panteric era - prior to the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Gromlin habitats used to be spread throughout Europe, with pockets located in every mountain range. Due to the effects of shoddy geography and a lack of reading, social retardation has set in and these elusive creatures can now only be found in glacial regions where they chew on the ice in a futile search for nourishment.

The exception is a small band that are native to Paris, France, who have survived in a local theme park and are the cause of severe rain showers. This band of Gromlins have been known to jostle umbrella wielding gentlemen and caused dampness on the arms of their charges - for which Gromlins should be blamed...

Look at those Gromlins!

Gromlination of the glacial crust can lead to degradation and enhanced calving.

That was a very interesting lesson on Gromlins that I just attended - Gromlins rock!

Damn you Gromlins and your Gromlin induced damparmitis!

Gromlins by DrBLeeveme June 16, 2010

Gromlette 

A grayish boogery mucky omlette

Dang, the cafeteria serving some nasty gromlettes.

Gromlette by trailmix101daddy November 1, 2014

Cock-Gromlin

Someone who’s unattractive but still manages to find desperate dick.

“Blimey you’re a cock-gromlin!” Or, “you’re nans such a cock-gromlin”
“YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, GRANNYS GONE COCK-GROMLIN”
“Rah, my bumholes proper cock-gromlin right now”

Cock-Gromlin by Ninjjahagshsh June 1, 2025