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grimmlin 

that oriental chick gave me a grimmlin
grimmlin by tom ryan August 4, 2003
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chilli grimmlin 

When an Oriental chick licks your asshole.
My girlfriend Wang-Sue purred, "you rucky guy mista Tom, I give you chirri grimmrin aw... nigh... roooong!"
chilli grimmlin by Tom Ryan August 5, 2003
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Gr-im-ling
A grimling is someone who has an unhealthy obsession with Aiden Grimshaw..
An example of a Grimling is all the Aiden support groups on Twitter!!
Grimling by AidensDaBomb December 7, 2010

Grimmington Bears

An utterance to be heard when one experiences a situation that is the epitome of hairy horrid. Should one ever find oneself in such a situation, one may be said to have been visited by the Bears Grimmington.

The collective noun varies between a Smack of Grimmington Bears and a Creep of Grimmington Bears, dependent upon the suddenness of the horrid occuring.
Example 1;
Person 1: "You seen what time it is???"
Person 2: "Yea its like 4AM, we've been gaming for hours"
Person 1: "Oh Grimmington Bears"
Person 2: "Lolwut"

Example 2;
Person 1: "Did you just see me stack that 360 just now?"
Person 2: "Yea, looked like you were visited by a smack of Grimmington Bears"

Example 3;
Person 1: "Dude, I had such a good wet dream about your sister last night."
Person 2: "That's just sick, you really need to see a specialist"
Person 1: "Yea, when I woke up though, I whole creap of Grimmington Bears were huddled around the foot of my bed"
Grimmington Bears by Ewok500 September 23, 2010
a combination of one who is both grimey, yet also has the characteristics of a gremlin. The creature usually flaunts a frightening hair style, along with a perpetually snide and annoying face.

It is best to keep away, though keep in mind the grimelin will not always keep away from you.
Grimelin: RAAARARARA!!!!!

Guy: Holy fuck in heaven!!
grimelin by vinman11 December 1, 2006

Grimminute 

An undeterminable amount of time, changing depending on the task or event taking place, but always completed within a Gimminute.
The town meeting tonight could be over in a couple minutes or it could be a Grimminute.
Grimminute by GiltMeerkat July 31, 2020
Backing off from a prearranged 50/50 gamble, a "flip", in an unfair way upon realizing that your chance of winning the flip is below 50%.
A: 100$ flip anyone? All-in regardless of cards
B: Agreed
B: Gets dealt King of Spades, 9 of Clubs
A: Gets dealt 5 of Hearts, 2 of Spades
B: Raises to 100$ and is all-in
A: Folds
B: Huh?
A: Uhh, bad connection
B: Dishonest bastard... Brb making sure everyone knows you're a grimming cheater
Grimming by Asdf69-666 August 15, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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