Grimminute 

An undeterminable amount of time, changing depending on the task or event taking place, but always completed within a Gimminute.

The town meeting tonight could be over in a couple minutes or it could be a Grimminute.

Grimminute by GiltMeerkat July 31, 2020

Grimmington Bears

An utterance to be heard when one experiences a situation that is the epitome of hairy horrid. Should one ever find oneself in such a situation, one may be said to have been visited by the Bears Grimmington.

The collective noun varies between a Smack of Grimmington Bears and a Creep of Grimmington Bears, dependent upon the suddenness of the horrid occuring.

Example 1;
Person 1: "You seen what time it is???"
Person 2: "Yea its like 4AM, we've been gaming for hours"
Person 1: "Oh Grimmington Bears"
Person 2: "Lolwut"

Example 2;
Person 1: "Did you just see me stack that 360 just now?"
Person 2: "Yea, looked like you were visited by a smack of Grimmington Bears"

Example 3;
Person 1: "Dude, I had such a good wet dream about your sister last night."
Person 2: "That's just sick, you really need to see a specialist"
Person 1: "Yea, when I woke up though, I whole creap of Grimmington Bears were huddled around the foot of my bed"

Grimmington Bears by Ewok500 September 23, 2010

gramminated 

music nominated for a Grammy Award
-slip of the tongue used by Glenn Frey (Eagles) at concert on January 13, 2009

The next song we will perform has been gramminated for this year's number one song of the year.

gramminated by Bettymj January 17, 2009