griff nuts

nuggets of poo that escape wiping and solidify, clinging to your anal region

Michael admitted to his friends that he sometimes cut his griff nuts off with scissors

by Spliff Richard July 25, 2008

gruff nuts

The small pieces of feces that get stuck in one's buttocks hair.

"I've got some itchy gruff nuts."

by Fat Burger February 21, 2003

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.

My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

GRIFFNUT

a)LITTLE BIT OF POOP THAT STICKS TO YOUR ARSEHAIR.
b)ANNOYING WORK EXPERIENCE KIDS WHO JUST GET IN THE WAY

a)DANG, I WENT TO THE POOPER AND DIDN'T WIPE MY SHITTER, NOW I'VE GOT GRIFFNUTS
b)GOD DAMN THAT KID IS SUCH A STOOPID GRIFFNUT

by SIMON May 13, 2005

griffguts

A Twisted perversed fantasy yet somewhat canon ship practiced by the reclusive creatures called "Berserk fans"

This ship believes in 'shipping: together the main protagonist of Berserk with the deuteragonist and antagonist of Berserk, material with this ship often indulges in explicit gay sex

Berserk fan: yo bro what you think of griffguts? I think it's cute

Normal person: hol up bruh didn't that guy rape his girl Infront of him then nutted in her with demon cum and stole their aborted childs body?!

Berserk fan: yeah they're so cuteee together🤗

Normal person: ...

by NutsBerkman August 20, 2023

gruffnuts

lumps of dried poo attached to the hairs of your bum. See 'Dangle berry'

God damn she's got some gruffnuts

by adam wallace November 15, 2007