griff nuts
griff nuts by Spliff Richard July 25, 2008
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gruff nuts
gruff nuts by Fat Burger February 21, 2003
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GRIFFNUT • gruff nuts • griffguts • griff • GRIFF’D • griff graff • griff_irl • Griff-core • Griff daddy • Griff de Sanzo
Gruff Nuts
Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.
Gruff Nuts by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021
Gruff Nuts
Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
Gruff Nuts by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021
griffguts
A Twisted perversed fantasy yet somewhat canon ship practiced by the reclusive creatures called "Berserk fans"
This ship believes in 'shipping: together the main protagonist of Berserk with the deuteragonist and antagonist of Berserk, material with this ship often indulges in explicit gay sex
This ship believes in 'shipping: together the main protagonist of Berserk with the deuteragonist and antagonist of Berserk, material with this ship often indulges in explicit gay sex
Berserk fan: yo bro what you think of griffguts? I think it's cute
Normal person: hol up bruh didn't that guy rape his girl Infront of him then nutted in her with demon cum and stole their aborted childs body?!
Berserk fan: yeah they're so cuteee together🤗
Normal person: ...
Normal person: hol up bruh didn't that guy rape his girl Infront of him then nutted in her with demon cum and stole their aborted childs body?!
Berserk fan: yeah they're so cuteee together🤗
Normal person: ...
griffguts by NutsBerkman August 20, 2023
gruffnuts
gruffnuts by adam wallace November 15, 2007
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