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GRIFF’D 

“To be comically caught in a foolish or trivial situation, often by the village idiot or someone similarly oblivious”
Man “To be caught at work with your cock in hand is GRIFF’D.”
GRIFF’D by SweaterREX24 February 23, 2024
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GRIFF’D 

(Verb.)

“To be comically caught in a foolish or trivial situation, often by the village idiot or someone similarly oblivious”
Man “To be caught at work with your cock in hand is GRIFF’D”
GRIFF’D by SweaterREX24 March 15, 2024

GRIFF’D 

To be comically caught in a foolish or trivial situation, often by the village idiot or someone similarly oblivious.
Caroline “yo did you hear Johnny was GRIFF’D at work and got fired.”

Harold “ Seriously, What the hell happen”

Caroline “He was caught jerking off in the Bread Room”

Harold “That’s not the 1st Time, That Idiot boss must of walked in on him again must be.”
GRIFF’D by SweaterREX24 June 20, 2024

I'd Griff that 

I'd would fuck that
Rob:Yo Luis you see her

Luis:Ya why
Rob: I'd griff that

Griff daddy 

A person who has an enormous penis, all the girls want them, has nice lucious hair and is extremely good at hockey and his lucky number is 9
"Be careful around griff daddy he's a heart breaker"
Griff daddy by ilovejesus March 6, 2017

Griff Dick

A man who is well-endowed and knows how to use it.
Man, that guy has got the griff dick. He's been fucking over girls everywhere.
Griff Dick by anon1111169 December 13, 2012

Griff de Sanzo 

The name of a man who was heavily pressured into committing suicide on January 15 2010 at the age of 17. Used as a term for people who aren’t feeling the best physically, mentally, and/or emotionally and they feel overwhelmed by their situation.
I’ve been feeling like griff de sanzo in 2010.
Griff de Sanzo by Marshhyyy February 5, 2023
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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