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Pot of greed
Joey: I activate pot of greed!
James: What does it do?
Joey: It let's me draw 2 cards
James: Okay, but what does it do?
James: What does it do?
Joey: It let's me draw 2 cards
James: Okay, but what does it do?
Pot of greed by LORDKEEM March 31, 2017
You Greedy Dirtbag
A phrase used for those who are in the air selling business, and only want for trees to shrivel up and die.
O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
You Greedy Dirtbag by Lionheardt January 6, 2017
25th island of Greece
Jake: when the 25th island of Greece is sus!!!!!!
Dylan: I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT MAKE SHITTY AMONG US MEMES FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS! THIS IS THE LAST GODDAMN STRAW *gunshot*
Jake (staring at Dylan's corpse): Dylan was the imposter!!!!!!!
Dylan: I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT MAKE SHITTY AMONG US MEMES FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS! THIS IS THE LAST GODDAMN STRAW *gunshot*
Jake (staring at Dylan's corpse): Dylan was the imposter!!!!!!!
25th island of Greece by Menacing Name March 8, 2021
Greedling
1. A combination of Greed and Ling from the series Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Basically Greed but in Lin/Ling's body. Yeah. You know that's hot.
2. A mini-Greed. (Duck, Duckling; Greed, Greedling)
2. A mini-Greed. (Duck, Duckling; Greed, Greedling)
1. Greed fan: *squee* Greedling is SOO hot! Original Greed was hotter though.
2. Awww look at the baby Greedlings!
2. Awww look at the baby Greedlings!
Greedling by Greed the Avaricious June 15, 2011
Greeble
An entity that cats can see but humans can't. Cats are driven insane by them and must destroy them. Whenever you see a cat attack nothing with an insane fury, it's probably a greeble
Greeble by ISeenAGreeble August 23, 2022
Greek Deadline
"In other news, another Greek deadline for resolving their fiscal crisis has come and gone. Finance ministers are now saying that the REAL deadline for resolving this crisis is in two weeks."
Greek Deadline by GG top March 16, 2012
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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