green tree 

A lame ass motherfucker who loves the environment

That green tree would never throw trash on pelicans.

green tree by Noodlerino May 3, 2023

Green Tree Frog 

The act of throwing up onto your sexual partner (usually female), causing them to hop off of your tree like penis as if they were a frog

Did you hear, that girl got Green Tree Frogged the other night, the spew still isn't out of her hair

Green Tree Frog by GTF Lover August 24, 2017

Green Tree Cult

A group of people that hangs out by the tree in the Frank Hurt parking lot. Given its name by Mr. Nichols after a flying apple hit the car next to his. Also referred to as the "peanut gallery" by Ms. (Mr.?) Murdoch.

"The green tree cult hangs out by the tree."

Green Tree Cult by HOMOERIKYO!!! October 17, 2003

Green Tree Cult

Im part of the cult... god damnit i hate mr. nichols... you shoulda saw him when he spazzed in the cafeteria and went psycho over garbage... what a fucking lunatic...

Green Tree Cult>>>>>>>>>>>>>>j00!

Green Tree Cult by Steve Schretlen October 19, 2003

green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.

I had some green christmas tree and got SO fucked up this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!

green christmas tree by johnajnajsdfasfad June 7, 2007

shaking the green mango tree 

Synonym for robbing the cradle. Going out with someone who's ... really kinda young!

Eek the Cat sure is shakin' the green mango tree with Anabelle. I mean, that cat must be at least seven, maybe eight cat years older than her!

shaking the green mango tree by Dan-Lo April 14, 2004

green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.

i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!

green christmas tree by johnaaaa May 19, 2007