green egg 

an inconvenience

my mother is always a green egg

green egg by dysphorileaf April 10, 2023

big green egg 

that one guy from sesame street

"omg look at that guy, he probably has a big green egg.

big green egg by faylabaes January 2, 2022

Let's Green Egg and Ham it

How Shaq raps; terribly.
From the movie Kazaam

Let's Green Egg and Ham it

Let's Green Egg and Ham it by Kazaampwner December 5, 2010

Green Eggs and Bam 

Fucking your significant other from behind while making them type out a children’s story on your family computer with their nose.

We suprisingly got our green eggs and bam story published thanks to all the copies sold on Etsy.

Green Eggs and Bam by DTP Dominos November 23, 2018

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam 

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"

"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017

Green eggs and Ham

1. One of if not THE most famous Dr. Seuss books where Sam I am tries to get this one guy to eat green eggs and ham and ends up loving it. So basically the message is "if something looks weird at least try it"

2. Some retarded sexual position/move made up by people with no lives on urban dictionary because they think they are either clever/funny

1. I will not eat green eggs and ham I will not eat them in a box and I will not eat them with a fox

2. In the green eggs and ham the male ...

Green eggs and Ham by thatguywhomadethedefinition February 14, 2010

green eggs and hammed 

heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.

fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"

green eggs and hammed by sloppysally June 10, 2011