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greek headlock 

Were a guy has a chick in a full nelson headlock, (guys chest to girls back) except guys arms up under her legs and then around the back of her neck as he is pounding away at her back-door (ass-hole).
If I were ever to meet Jenna Jameson, I would like to put her in a Greek Headlock and give it to her like no one else I've ever seen.

greek headlock 

in wrestling match vs. an opponent you put your hand down the back of their pants and put your thumb in their butt-whole and your ring and middle finger in their vagina and pick them up like a six-pack
So my roommate was drunk and kept trying to wrastle me so I put her in a Greek head lock and took her to her room

Cheney was infuriated by G-dubs foreign policy so he put him in a Greek headlock.
greek headlock by danimal799 July 11, 2010
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026