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greasy dick 

A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.
I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!
greasy dick by USAF Cadet August 26, 2021
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greasy dick 

Clasic historic name for the Geoduck clam used 1920 - 1940 era.
greasy dick by Highflight54 September 12, 2016

Greasy Dick 

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans
Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*
Greasy Dick by Skinken January 28, 2019

Greasy Pizza Dick 

When your partner eats greasy pizza then immediately gives you a blow job afterwards
My girlfriend and I went to pizza hut for some some pizza. Then she gave me a greasy pizza dick in the bathroom
Greasy Pizza Dick by SkankOrDie February 18, 2019

Dick Grease 

1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ
Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.

dick grease 

A slut or whore. This definition is derived from the lubrication provided by the vagina.
Jose: Did you bang that ho from the party last night?
Derik: Yeah, that dick grease was good stuff!
dick grease by Longhorn17 March 24, 2010

greasedick

A Mediterranean male - derogatory.

Conforming to the Greasy Dago stereotype.
"Sal is such an asshole, I would like to kick that greasedick's Wop ass"
greasedick by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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