greasy dick

A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.

I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!

by USAF Cadet August 26, 2021

greasy dick

Clasic historic name for the Geoduck clam used 1920 - 1940 era.

Greasy Dick Clams are delicious

by Highflight54 February 16, 2016

Greasy Pizza Dick

When your partner eats greasy pizza then immediately gives you a blow job afterwards

My girlfriend and I went to pizza hut for some some pizza. Then she gave me a greasy pizza dick in the bathroom

by SkankOrDie February 18, 2019

Greasy Dick

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans

Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*

by Skinken January 28, 2019