Greased Up 

When a woman hears something that immediately gets her wet. If she is sitting, standing could result in an embarrassing wet spot.

Jake: I just slipped on a puddle in the kitchen!

Aaron: That's because Kelsi heard Steve just won the Lottery and became greased up.

Greased Up by LordCinderbottom October 28, 2011

Greased up like a banshee 

A slang term meaning something that has been excessively lubricated to the point of hazard. Similar to the phrase "slick as shit".

I didn't mean to break it, but it was greased up like a banshee!

Greased up like a banshee by greasedbanshee December 14, 2014

greased up deaf guy 

The naked greased up deaf guy in the popular show, "Family Guy". He usually makes small appearances at randow yelling, "y'all can't catch me"

"Y'all can't catch me, i'm the greased up deaf guy"

greased up deaf guy by Bubba390 June 20, 2006

greased up and creased up 

To have shaved, bathed, used a deodorant, and have put on clean/pressed clothes.

I was greased up and creased up by 6, ready to go to the club.

greased up and creased up by Dashing D6 November 30, 2011

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<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.> by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

grease up your baby 

From the song, "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet. Used to refer to putting makeup and expensive clothing on someone that is otherwise disgusting/unattractive.

Grease up your baby for the ball on the hill.

grease up your baby by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004