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Well grease me up and call me Souzie 

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.
Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!

grease meister 

A person who doesn’t wash their hair for long periods of town
jeez that spratt guy is such a grease meister
grease meister by seanspratt February 7, 2020

Grease Merch

a Grease mErch is a slang wOrd foR chip shop in yorkshire.
you want to Go to the grease mErch tonight.
Grease Merch by Mersyside 123 August 15, 2021

Well butter me up and call me greasey 

to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey
Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still

grease old mr meatstick 

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.
i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry