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Joe's Greasy Fingers 

When you encounter this wild New Yorker in Queens he has the Greasiest Fingers known to mankind. Some say if you touch his fingers you will instantly get the gassed like the jews. Others say your get skin poisoning. The world may never know.
Person 1: Yo did you go to Queens at all

Person 2: Yea I saw Joe's Greasy Fingers so I ran

Greasy Fingers 

Someone who takes screen protectors off iPhones and updates them without people’s knowledge.
Ol’ Greasy Fingers got ahold of my phone again.
Greasy Fingers by Salamander2718 September 20, 2018

greasy corn fingers 

When you put so much butter on your ear of corn you end up with greasy fingers.
“Get your greasy corn fingers out of my hair!”

Greasy Meat Fingers 

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.
I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.
Greasy Meat Fingers by BKees April 17, 2015