grasstroll

the cool way to say asshole

Shut the fuck up you dirty grasstroll!

grasstroll by tboner00012 August 20, 2009

Grasstronaut 

A person who is very high on marijuana.

Dude, I was so high last night.

You were a grasstronaut!

Grasstronaut by wizdog July 14, 2010

grassrolling 

the act of rolling on the grass in a soccer game to waste time. This motion (not technique) is performed by players to make the referee believe that a foul has been committed or that they are injured. Most referees consequently give precious amounts of late-game time for these "grassrollers" to gather themselves up. It is completely unsportsmanlike and annoying. Most frequently used by Arab countries (top 5 best countries at GR'ing: Qatar, Bahrain, Oman, Saudi Arabia, UAE and Syria (tie)), and the grassrolling is usually performed against the team of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

That Qatari just fell and started grassrolling for no reason.

Bahrain beat Iran 3-1, and set a record at grassrolling by wasting a total of 79 minutes in the game.

grassrolling by PFDC November 6, 2004

grassrolling 

The act of rolling your pot leaves into smokable sticks.

"Roll Roll Roll your dope, twist it at the end...
"Light it up and take a puff and pass it to a friend."
*sung to ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT*

grassrolling by Punkhead June 9, 2005

grasstronaut 

an older guy who wants to go to space camp, to hook it up with the pre-teen lady space cadets. his requirements are any ladies between the ages of 12 to 82...as long as there is grass on the infield, the grasstronaut will "blast off".

That "grasstronaut" totally wants to be space commander to hook up with Britney, on space shuttle pre-teen.

grasstronaut by samandjen September 4, 2008