Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*
"Otherwise start without me."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*
"Otherwise start without me."
by Punkhead June 07, 2005
Get the escape mug.1.) Little meshevious devils that cause problems with everything around you.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.
1.) "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Those damn gremlins are in my computer again. Where's my freakin shotgun?!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"
by Punkhead May 29, 2005
Get the Gremlins mug.Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.
*ring*
Guy..."Hello?"
Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"
Grenade..."Who's that?"
Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."
Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."
Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*
**Later that night at the bar*
Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"
Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."
Guy..."Hello?"
Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"
Grenade..."Who's that?"
Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."
Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."
Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*
**Later that night at the bar*
Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"
Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."
by Punkhead June 07, 2005
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"Light it up and take a puff and pass it to a friend."
*sung to ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT*
"Light it up and take a puff and pass it to a friend."
*sung to ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT*
by Punkhead June 09, 2005
Get the grassrolling mug.mostly groups of organized noobs in clubs that play on Halo. They camp and noob up a game so the other teams can't even spawn and they think they are good. They feel free to talk shit when they ain't shit. They also create "modded" games to help them win cause they suck for real.
Halo'r 1 "Dude, these clans are really noobin this game up today."
Halo'r 2. "Yea I can't even spawn cause they are all using rocket launchers."
Halo'r 1. "They are all a bunch of bitches anyways, we know we're better."
Halo'r 2. "Yea I can't even spawn cause they are all using rocket launchers."
Halo'r 1. "They are all a bunch of bitches anyways, we know we're better."
by Punkhead August 11, 2005
Get the clan mug."Hey I finally caught Didi!"
.."You did?"
"Yea man I had to chaser all over the fuckin place, but I caught her!"
.."You did?"
"Yea man I had to chaser all over the fuckin place, but I caught her!"
by Punkhead May 31, 2005
Get the chaser mug."BSOD! FUCK...I'm pressin' CTRl+ALT+DEL, and calling that moron in India for help! Damn foreign outsourcing! Damn Compaq p.o.s.
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