Punkhead's definitions

clan

mostly groups of organized noobs in clubs that play on Halo. They camp and noob up a game so the other teams can't even spawn and they think they are good. They feel free to talk shit when they ain't shit. They also create "modded" games to help them win cause they suck for real.

Halo'r 1 "Dude, these clans are really noobin this game up today."
Halo'r 2. "Yea I can't even spawn cause they are all using rocket launchers."
Halo'r 1. "They are all a bunch of bitches anyways, we know we're better."

by Punkhead August 11, 2005

grassrolling

The act of rolling your pot leaves into smokable sticks.

"Roll Roll Roll your dope, twist it at the end...
"Light it up and take a puff and pass it to a friend."
*sung to ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT*

by Punkhead June 9, 2005

escape call

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.

*ring*
Guy..."Hello?"
Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"
Grenade..."Who's that?"
Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."
Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."
Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*
Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"
Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."

by Punkhead June 7, 2005

escape

Any excuse you use to avoid having sex with a grenade.

Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*

"Otherwise start without me."

by Punkhead June 7, 2005

warlock

A truck made by Dodge from about '70-78 which was a black painted version of the Little Red Express Truck. It came with a 360 ci motor, and an A-833 standard tranny with pistol grip. The rig-style exhaust stacks gave the truck a hella mean look, and it had speed to match. Optional W-2 cylinder heads were available. One kick ass truck!

The Dodge Warlock is like the Little Red Express truck, but with a "kick your ass", evil and dark attitude. After all, it is a Mopar!..enough said!

by Punkhead June 4, 2005

Matchbook Romance

A phrase which can also mean a one night stand...as in the romance didn't last past the bed, which from above looks like a matchbox.

"Dude, I had sweet matchbox romance with Samantha, and today she shook my hand, wtf?"

by Punkhead May 31, 2005

chaser

to run after a the female sex.

"Hey I finally caught Didi!"
.."You did?"
"Yea man I had to chaser all over the fuckin place, but I caught her!"

by Punkhead May 31, 2005