Punkhead's definitions

paw off

Another way to describe a meeting with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.

"No more will I paw off, for I may go blind eventually."

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

crop duster

To lay a silent fart down the aisle of a grocery store when someone is toward you...and listen to them gag.

see click and drag

son: "Dad why is that guy choking and hacking like that?"
Dad: "Cause daddy just laid a crop duster."
son: "OMG he's turning blue!"

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

compaq

A computer so low in quality, the only computers lower than it are Apple Computers.

Steve: "Dude, you'r gettin' a Dell!"

John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

fuck truck

Another name for a group of lesbians having a "circle" party while in a van.

" I saw the football team's cheerleaders haveing a fuck truck in the parking lot!"

by Punkhead May 30, 2005

bank

A shot in the game of pool in which the ball hit travels from one end of the table straight down the side rail to a the other end, in hopes of getting in a corner pocket.

Pool shark: "Ha ha you missed your bank, you owe me $50.!"
Guy: "I got your $50 pal, on the other side of my stick!"
*CRACK!*

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

Ctrl+Alt+Del

When a single program, or Windows grenades, press these in combination to send it to hell!

"BSOD! FUCK...I'm pressin' CTRl+ALT+DEL, and calling that moron in India for help! Damn foreign outsourcing! Damn Compaq p.o.s.

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

grassrolling

The act of rolling your pot leaves into smokable sticks.

"Roll Roll Roll your dope, twist it at the end...
"Light it up and take a puff and pass it to a friend."
*sung to ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT*

by Punkhead June 9, 2005