grassphalt

When grass and weeds have grown over a sidewalk or other paved surfaces it becomes grassphalt.

It’ll take a lot of work to fix all the grassphalt on this property.

grassphalt by Crons August 10, 2024

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grassparty

A place where you come together with a a certain group of people to do drugs and eat cupcakes. Preferably on grass, around 10:30/11:00, AM or PM. It's something that'll stay with you for the rest if your life, in all the wrong ways.

"Yo, dude! You wanna have a grassparty at 11?"
"Bruh, I've got work today"
"No one cares, grassparties are the pinacle of life!"

grassparty by Chillie-lips November 3, 2021

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grasspants

Completely and utterly useless. does not accomplish anything in any way shape or form. Non-functioning.

Janelle's idea for Todd's villa was so grasspants.

She ordered something from QVC and it turned out to be grasspants.

You are grasspants!

grasspants by richard shlee February 26, 2008

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GrassPatch

Its a useless Patch of Grass that you can shit on and be mean to in any way you want.

"Hey how you doing?"

"Good, I got to shit on a GrassPatch"

GrassPatch by lkfljdfsjhfdsfg July 3, 2021

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the grasspatch

The grasspatch is a group of mates around 7 or 8 the main leaders go bye the name of : BURNSY BOI , BLAZER , AND GUTZ they do what most boiz do fuck drink & smoke weed on ocassion

The grasspatch boiz are sick braaaappppppppppppppp!!!!

the grasspatch by the grasspatch boiz April 27, 2006

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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