grass hopper

pops up as soon as someone lights a joint

mikes such a grass hopper the only time u see him is when we smoke a joint

grass hopper by larry, mike April 3, 2006

Grass Hopper

Someone who never pitches in on the smoke-session, but always shows up for each one, without fail.

"Man, that dudes a grass hopper, always in a session without throwing down a damn dollar!"

Grass Hopper by Havenot December 14, 2014

grass hopper

a minecraft hopper made of grass that contains a grasshopper

a grasshopper jumped out of the grass hopper

grass hopper by The dragon who does stuff here August 16, 2022

kneehigh to a grass hopper 

very short person or object

fred - 'u seen jess recetly?' james - 'yer' fred - 'shes kneehigh to a grass hopper aint she'

kneehigh to a grass hopper by mmmcheese August 29, 2007

not yet grasshopper 

Phrase used by New York metal band THE HEARKENING in their song "Developed in the Darkroom"

"The crowd went crazy when Stas Clockwise yelled 'NOT YET GRASSHOPPER'"

not yet grasshopper by Toughguytuesday420 September 2, 2017

knee high to a grasshopper

being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.

"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"

knee high to a grasshopper by The Rye Guy April 23, 2008

Purple Grasshopper 

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.

After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*

Purple Grasshopper by thefalconose December 27, 2016