Definitions by mmmcheese

kneehigh to a grass hopper 

very short person or object

fred - 'u seen jess recetly?' james - 'yer' fred - 'shes kneehigh to a grass hopper aint she'

kneehigh to a grass hopper by mmmcheese August 29, 2007

Wiltsh 

a man/boy who rams the golf ball in the hole when putting aka 'the train'

Wiltsh kept leaving me 10 footers

Wiltsh by mmmcheese August 19, 2007