grasshoppering

When you've freshly shaved your legs, and find yourself rubbing them across each other like a male grasshopper "playing his fiddle" for the rest of the day.

I finally bought a new razor yesterday, and have been surreptitiously grasshoppering at my desk today.

grasshoppering by MyWiddlePwny April 13, 2015

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grasshoppersgifts

A place to purchace all kinds of gifts and novelties at below retail prices.

I did my christmas shopping at grasshoppersgifts and saved a bundle.

grasshoppersgifts by bob December 9, 2004

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grasshopping

When two dudes bump dicks while still wearing pants on at work.

Hey Ed do you want to go Grasshopping with me? No thanks Kody, I am grasshopping with Daniel today maybe tomorrow, or why not try asking your brother jesus I think hes down

grasshopping by ThatEpicDOOT May 22, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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