granddog

The adorable puppy your son or daughter just adopted in lieu of a human baby... in other words, as close to grandkids as you're going to get for now.

Check out this adorable sweater I got for my granddog! I'm taking it to him when I visit my son next month.

granddog by kabulykos August 17, 2010

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granddogger

A dog that belongs to one of your Children that doesn't live in your home.

Ask me about my Granddogger.

granddogger by Grandmeow January 25, 2016

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granddogger • Granddoody

Granddoody

Your child's doody, as per Linda Belcher in Bob's Burgers

Bob: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Louise pooped in the pool?
Louise: Ignore it? I named it. Jezebel.
Linda: Awww, my little granddoody!

Granddoody by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

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Granddogger

When your offspring has adopted a new dog who is now your granddogger.

Look at these adorable pictures of Diana's new granddogger!

Granddogger by HilariousSwan March 28, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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