granddog

The adorable puppy your son or daughter just adopted in lieu of a human baby... in other words, as close to grandkids as you're going to get for now.

Check out this adorable sweater I got for my granddog! I'm taking it to him when I visit my son next month.

by kabulykos August 17, 2010

granddogger

A dog that belongs to one of your Children that doesn't live in your home.

Ask me about my Granddogger.

by Grandmeow January 25, 2016

Granddoody

Your child's doody, as per Linda Belcher in Bob's Burgers

Bob: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Louise pooped in the pool?
Louise: Ignore it? I named it. Jezebel.
Linda: Awww, my little granddoody!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Granddogger

When your offspring has adopted a new dog who is now your granddogger.

Look at these adorable pictures of Diana's new granddogger!

by HilariousSwan March 28, 2025