granddog

The adorable puppy your son or daughter just adopted in lieu of a human baby... in other words, as close to grandkids as you're going to get for now.

Check out this adorable sweater I got for my granddog! I'm taking it to him when I visit my son next month.

granddog by kabulykos August 17, 2010

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granddogger

A dog that belongs to one of your Children that doesn't live in your home.

Ask me about my Granddogger.

granddogger by Grandmeow January 25, 2016

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granddogger • Granddoody

Granddoody

Your child's doody, as per Linda Belcher in Bob's Burgers

Bob: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Louise pooped in the pool?
Louise: Ignore it? I named it. Jezebel.
Linda: Awww, my little granddoody!

Granddoody by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

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Granddogger

When your offspring has adopted a new dog who is now your granddogger.

Look at these adorable pictures of Diana's new granddogger!

Granddogger by HilariousSwan March 28, 2025

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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