Granumism

The ideals of Classical Liberalism.

As the value of the word “Libertarianism” diminished “Granumism” took its place.

Granumism by The Granum Party June 1, 2026

granchism

When the dumb person in your friend group says something they think is clever, but is actually just a dumb remark that makes no sense.

“I could care less about your feelings right now!”
“Good job dumbass, you just tried to be insulting, but instead created another granchism. It’s “I couldn’t care less”.”

granchism by Dani Drake February 8, 2019

Hugh Grantism 

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.

Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism

Hugh Grantism by Lokithorman June 6, 2004

Grantism 

The belief that sex is the dominant force in a society. Grantism celebrates sex with no inhibitions. Sex is celebrated as much as possible, while still keeping it hallowed. Extremes in Grantism include going so far as to whoring ones self out on a daily basis. The norms in Grantism are comments and jokes of the sexual nature. Grantism does not advocate the acts of bestiality; However, incest is still tolerated to date. In Grantism, the human body is a wonderous thing and should be shared. Prostitutes are highly respected in Grantism.

Blake: "Why must you be so dirty minded all the time?"

Brittany: "I'm not dirty minded; I believe in Grantism."

Grantism by Alana Hearts March 17, 2011

Grandism 

Grandism is when a person believes that small actions like unboxing or using something for the first time are grand and major. They will often at times make big deals out of these small actions, and will get mad if another person does it for them. They fear that if nobody sees them, then it's meaningless.

John had never used that item in the game before due to his Grandism, but has only done it now because he is around his friends.

Grandism by thelionking____ March 1, 2021

Grantism 

A word so gravenly misspelled that even an autospellchecker can not hazard a guess as to what would it should be and hence changes the word into something with a meaning completely different from what it was meant to be.

jim: "shame its not in london, would have been awesome to go bowling wearing a dressing gown, getting drunk on white rushings whilst complaining about how much that rug really tied the room together"

cobob: "white rushings?"

Jim: "and thats white russians btw, sorry for the grantism."

Grantism by Eldude January 2, 2009

gramism 

Strange and wonderful useless virbage.

Once again, Gram has spewed her wisdom and knowledge, thus making us ,once again, scratching our heads about another Gramism.

gramism by Claudanne March 1, 2018