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A way of spelling Grammar to irritate people who are insistant on word correctness.
"Guys, he keeps correcting words furiously."

"Let's say we know how to use 'grammur'"

"That will get his blood boiling!"
Grammur by Sqirl/Meekie July 2, 2019
Words you can keep
To irritate friends by pretending to be illiterate
Sqirl - "I know how to use grammur!"

Mizu - *kicks sqirl*
Grammur by Sqirl/Meekie July 2, 2019
your not even trying anymore on spelling grammar
zumg my grammur is vry good yes
me ; get out you fucking
grammur by tobu September 2, 2017

Grammar Panther 

Someone who supports correct grammar for better communication and less misunderstandings. Usually more laid back than a Grammar Nazi. Includes using correct grammar for ebonics and colloquialisms. Many times a grammar panther may correct by example instead of putting someone on blast.
(internet big-shot): you aint noe who your messin wit. im all ova this errbody noe me. there my people.

(rapping grammar panther): You don't know who you're messin' wit'. Cause obviously, you cain't match my wit. So step back and take a seat. This is a spelling match and you're already beat.

(big-shot): A man you ain't gotta go their. You know my school was busted.

(panther): You're right, I ain't had to go there, my bad.
Grammar Panther by coldheart7 March 9, 2013

Billy the grammer police 

A police that corrects your grammar. He also hates spelling errors.
"Billy the grammer police has striked again!" said Annie.
"Struck!" said Billy the grammer police.

Grammarly 

The reason ad blockers exist
Hey! Did you see that dumb grammarly ad?
No I have an ad blocker.
Grammarly by Jarate Of Milk September 29, 2020
That's how idiots spell "grammar."
like omg your grammer is so bad!
grammer by Miro May 3, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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