graduration

the act of graduating and maturing into the real world (getting a 9-5, paying yo own bills, etc)

my cousin is a professional student because he's scared of graduration

by da1andonlybigC July 24, 2007

graduration

To ration food items at the end of the school year to avoid buying groceries before going home for the summer.

Sam: What's for dinner?

Cam: Mr. Noodles, we're down to gradurations.

by howditgetburned June 2, 2011

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

he made graduation

people reminding themselves that ye (kanye west) made the album, graduation.

he made graduation

he made graduation

he made graduation…

by lemontreesauce October 17, 2022

graduation glasses

A sudden state of seeing or acknowledging only the good side of someone (or, more rarely, something) which comes upon realization that you are about to part ways with these people.

The term apparently comes from high school or college graduations, when all your classmates whom you've always considered to be mean, stupid or boring all of a sudden appear to be nice, interesting and friendly.

Person one: I was going to break up with my girlfriend yesterday, but then I couldn't because she suddenly seemed so beautiful.
Person two: Mate, that's graduation glasses.

by a0sten May 12, 2011

Graduation

The best known cure to senioritis and similar diseases. Side effects include long gowns, flat square-shaped hats, diplomas, responsibility, college, and/or career.

After graduation, Jerry learned to pack his own lunches.

by Doni June 25, 2005

graduation

Can be either the greatest moment or the saddest. I thought it would be the greatest but looking back I would give up everything just for one day back in school. Crushes, unfairness, homework, love, friends, idiot teachers, recess, lunch, all that stuff. I miss it all. I find it strange to be looking back right now on this. But I guess the saying they say is true. "You never knew how much fun being a kid really was until your older."

I miss school. There said it.

by Eric March 6, 2005