gracknoid

a crunchy snack.

Typically a crispy high-calorie sack-packed one-handed mass-merchandized artery clog.

The alumni at the tailgate served up the usual fare: brats from the grill, beer, gracknoids and dip.

by arne saknussem January 28, 2005

gaknoid

A small savory piece of fried breaded chicken. A chicken nugget, not to be confused with a chicken strip.
chicken nugget

I bought my kid a gaknoid happy meal.

by rubberchickenparts December 17, 2018

shlakin da glaknoid

firmly tugging on your or someone elses penis until spilling baby batter

i saw your mom in a german shizer video and need to relive my balls so i comenced to shlakin da glaknoid

by demon jagger October 16, 2008