grab-ass
Nick: Hey, quit playin' grab-ass and concentrate. Before we do this next set i want you to think to yourself: 'I'm gonna OWN this bitch!' say it with me...
grab-ass by Brian Schiller November 4, 2006
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Grab-Ass
A popular children's game similar to Tag. In order to "tag" someone, you MUST grab their ass. It's usually played with an equal amount of girls and boys, and for the duration of an entire day.
"What did you learn in school today honey?"
"Why, I learned how to play Grab-Ass, mother!"
*slap*
*crying and sobbing*
"Why, I learned how to play Grab-Ass, mother!"
*slap*
*crying and sobbing*
Grab-Ass by KK From Around the Way May 14, 2005
grab ass
1. the act of wrestling or chasing another person with the intention to squeeze that person's butt
2. to insult someone who is slacking off or wasting your time by inferring that they were grabbing each other's asses
2. to insult someone who is slacking off or wasting your time by inferring that they were grabbing each other's asses
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grab ass by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004
Grab Ass
grab ass
A game typically played in large crowds in which you grab random guys' asses and nonchalantly keep walking/doing whatever you were doing. Give your friends a heads up so they can laugh & give you a report. Causes confusion & is hilar when done right.
If confronted: deny it with repulsed look on your face.
If confronted: deny it with repulsed look on your face.
Nicole: Dude it's 2:25, the bars are about to let out. We should play a round of grab ass.
Kaitlyn: Hell yeah, look at that one, it's just asking to be grabbed.
(Everyone exits; most likely drunk)
Megan: (Grabs a hand full of ass)
Random Guy: WOAHHH, what the...? (snaps head around, confused, possibly thinking it was the person behind him)
SUCCESS.
Kaitlyn: Hell yeah, look at that one, it's just asking to be grabbed.
(Everyone exits; most likely drunk)
Megan: (Grabs a hand full of ass)
Random Guy: WOAHHH, what the...? (snaps head around, confused, possibly thinking it was the person behind him)
SUCCESS.
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