goyer 

Bitch

Goyers are bitches.

goyer by Justsomedude6 February 22, 2019

governerd 

A Governerd is a student of US government and democracy with a passion for non-partisan, fact-based learning. Governerds are critical thinkers who engage in open-minded and respectful discussion. They actively listen to understand, are open to diverse views, and seek deeper knowledge about legislative, executive, and judicial matters as well as the Constitution.

Governerds are looking for truth and peace in a political climate that is often fraught with lies and divisive rhetoric. A governerd is committed to facts, not feelings. Governerds are always respectful and kind as they seek to find answers to hard questions. They practice recognizing bias and how to come together to find common ground. They care deeply for fellow citizens, are dedicated to helping others, and collectively turn their pennies into miracles.

Governerds also share an appreciation of whale facts, bald eagles, poorly curated clothing subscription boxes, the Great Lakes, and procrastination chickens.

Governerds originated as students of America's Government Teacher, Sharon McMahon

1) "In Sharon McMahon's latest Government for Grownups lecture about landmark Supreme Court Cases, her fellow Governerds engaged in respectful discussion in order to listen, learn, and better understand the Court's rulings."
2) "As a Governerd, I'm committed to facts, not feelings."
3) "Any Governerd will tell you: Facts do not require your approval."

governerd by governerds_unite June 25, 2021

Governmentfunded 

Governmentfunded; One who lives and survives off all government assistances.
One who purposely lives under the radar to stay funded by the government.

Tonya has been Governmentfunded since her first kid in high school, that was 15 years ago.

It bothers me that people so many people choose to live poor just so they can be Governmentfunded there whole life!

Every time I go to the store, I see some Governmentfunded person with so many free groceries in their cart, it looks like the wheels are going to explode.

Governmentfunded by Mr.OVERWIT April 1, 2020

fuck the government

The wisest quote I've ever heard in my life.

Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.

Me, on the above: Fuck the government.

fuck the government by fuck the state October 30, 2007

governator 

A machine sent back in time to terminate Gray Davis and become GOVERNER of CALEEFORNIA.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is...THE GOVERNATOR

governator by JACK BAUER September 29, 2003

The Harp-Oil Government 

A collection of mostly ex oil industry employees, paid to continually harp and shill about the pristine virtues of ethical oil so clean you could drink it, ad-nauseam, and to ensure that the misguided global warming problems of "other" countries don't slow down the escalating air pollution dreams of The Harp-oil Government's owners, ad-nauseam.

Little Oil: *&^K*!!! we've had another &^%king pipeline rupture again.... It's bad, really ^%$#king bad. What should we do?

Big Oil: No problemmo! I'll just call my boy in charge at the The Harp-Oil Government. He'll get the muzzels on his people and make sure nobody knows a thing about it. If they do, his team will harp on and on about how it was just a good old ethical oil spill, besides, he knows if we don't get we want we won't be bankrolling his next election campaign and he won't be buying those shiny new regime change jets we ordered. Remember, they're working for us."

Little Oil: "I love how you always make everything right!"

Big Oil: "It's not who you know son, it's who you own."

The Harp-Oil Government by gyrfalcon206 December 19, 2011

Governer 

That guy in the group who skips the plan in the last minute

Please confirm if you are really coming. Dont be a governer tomorrow.

Governer by digambaran December 23, 2019