goydid

When someone gets high and/or is out of it, they get goydid!

Hey Nick, damn brother are you goydid?! I saw you puff that smoke!

by Crazytechlady November 23, 2023

goddidit

Contraction of 'god did it', a sarcastic term to show that the explanation for something is based on religious belief, and not sound arguments.
Much used for arguments presented by IDiots and other religious bigots who are too lazy, or too stupid, or too dishonest to acknowledge that there are proper scientific explanations for most things.
It is in particular used to explain 'irreducible complexity', a vague term used by IDiots to prove that god created the Universe.

'Eyes are so finely designed that they can not have evolved, so there must have been a creator' is a basic 'goddidit' conclusion.

by shonny May 9, 2008

Goyid

Someone who isn't Jewish, yet seems to be/has Jewish mannerisms

1: Is Alan Alda Jewish?
2: No, he's Italian
1: He's a real goyid though

by Xachiavelli November 2, 2011

Gordido Crunch

Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.

A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunch over there.

by Do The Mario February 1, 2018

godidiot

A person who uses their silly, false, delusional, religion or theological beliefs and his/her nonexistant, fantasy sky dad called God to justify a moral, legal, or political view. This word created by the raving atheist.

That Godidiot Rick Santorum is against gay doing the sodomy thing. Basically, he thinks queers should be thrown in jail for being queers because an ancient, absurd book, the bible says so.

by arrogant atheist August 28, 2003

Godiditional forms

"Godiditonal forms" is basically a good "scientific" term to be used in the Creationist and Intelligent Design Movements.

It is when someone uses the excuse "God did it" (a.k.a Godidit) as an explanation for something which they can't explain.

Atheist: So if everything happens for a reason, and god makes it happen, what's the reason for your mother dying of cancer?

Christian: Uh...well...don't question the mighty power! God did it!

Atheist: *sigh*, Not more Godiditional forms used as an argument! Ack!

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Atheist: Who stole my pen? Was it you Brady?

Brady (the Christian): No, I didn't do it? Godidit

Atheist: *sigh*, it's the second Godiditional form I've seen in the last 5 minutes!

by Yahoo Answers FTW December 10, 2010

Gordida Push

The act of vomiting on your lady friend's ass crack, and then presenting your schlong and pushing it up and down between her ass cheeks, as you proceed to vomit again on her back.

I gordida pushed that cunt's ass so hard it was bleeding for days

by kramakrame September 13, 2009