goyd 

Get off your dick

dude her pussy ain't that good, she's gotta goyd

goyd by Dicksforlife September 9, 2016

GOYDA 

Acronym for Get Off Your Dead Ass

You better GOYDA girl and get your chores done before mom gets home.

GOYDA by detax May 5, 2009

david goyder 

An early 20th century novelist who was the first to quote the phrase "We need more tanks!" during one of the final confrontations of world war 2

David Goyder: We need more tanks!
Miscellaneos Soldier: But we don't have any more tanks!

david goyder by Steven Draper May 2, 2006

Goyder 

A large, unsightly, painful pimple. Though they can be found anywhere on the body, goyders usually appear on the neck.

ME: "Mom, I have a goyder on my neck, you gotta pop it for me!!"

MOM: "Uuugh, okay come here"

ME: "Owwwch!!"

Goyder by CandiePie May 28, 2010

goydered 

When an object or thing gets completely destroyed or ruined. Something that gets ridiculously obliterated or wrecked. Could also mean beat up or fucked up.

OHH SHIT MIKE, YOUR TOE GOT GOYDERED WHEN YOU STEPPED ON THAT NAIL!!!!

WOW, THAT NIGGA FROM THE CRIPS GOT GOYDERED BY THAT NIGGA FROM THE BLOODS!!!

goydered by ThIs RaNdom July 4, 2011

goyder  

somebody who likes to prey on others, and does so with a perving eye. If he fails to get what he wants, he results to "surprise sex", he then spazzes out and makes weird groaning noises with his mouth/throat.

"god, that guy is a bit of a goyder"
"make sure he doesnt make a goyder out of you!"
"i love a bit of goyder"

goyder by Alex Shayler October 22, 2008

goydering 

To be doing exceptionally well on an activity or game. When a person or thing is totally owning that other person or thing in an activity or showing dem whose boss.

WOW JOHN IS TOTALLY GOYDERING RIGHT NOW IN CALL OF DUTY, HE JUST KILLED 5 GUYS AT ONCE!!!
HEY JOE, THAT LION IS GROSSLY GOYDERING ON THAT DEERS' GUTS!!!

goydering by ThIs RaNdom July 4, 2011