goulasher 

A person who inserts their own excrement into somebodies anal cavity

Hi betty let me poke my poo in your jacksie . Goulasher

goulasher by Defining jelly king March 1, 2017

Trailer Park Goulash 

Mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. Normally served with Funyuns and PBR.

Momma always burned trailer park goulash, and made the double wide smell like shit.

Trailer Park Goulash by karlhungus April 17, 2014

Grimy Goulash 

The sequence specific act of cumming, urinating, spitting, blowing your nose, trimming your pubes, clipping your nails, exfoliating your back, picking your scalp and emptying your bowels into the freshly fisted vagina of your mistress. Followed by proposing a toast as your wife collects the vaginal mixture and serves it over mashed potatoes and rice for dinner.

Well for our 52nd wedding anniversary we rented an air bnb in Sacramento and had the most fantastic grimy goulash for dinner.

Grimy Goulash by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Douche Goulash 

Who hasn't been force-fed goulash at some point? It's an unnerving mixture of various vegetables and giblets, somehow melding into a harmonious medley. The word douche goulash is similar to douche canoe in the specific sense of referring to a whole gaggle of douches. However, while douche canoe suggests that all the douches are of similar caliber and nature, douche goulash suggests that the various douches in question are a mishmash of unique and diverse douches. The individual douches of a douche goulash are as disparate as they can possibly be, but (god only knows why) somehow together they blend into a mass of euphonious douchery that commands great respect and admiration.

(1) The glee club at my old school was a veritable douche goulash. Yet, strangely, I would never miss one of their performances, feeling compelled to witness that mesmerizing potpourri of douches strutting about.

(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.

Douche Goulash by professor_rutabaga January 25, 2009

Goulash Splash 

Originating in the quiet township of petrie, QLD. The "goulash Splash" reffers to "sloppy" faecal matter.

*action* - (Ethan dribbles some badly made goulash on to his dinner plate)

Jesse: wow man looks like YOU'VE just had a case of the goulash splash

daniel: wait up fellas just goin to drop a goulash splash in the loo!!!

Goulash Splash by Snowy88 September 24, 2007

Baby Goulash

Having anal sex with a woman giving birth.

She had her kid last night, I gave her the ole Baby Goulash

Baby Goulash by Chucky C December 7, 2009

Goulash pounding Pit 

Goulash pounding Pit, the area of sloppy soggy cabbage skin between the bumhole & genital area formally known as the gooch. The pit is often optimized at peak performance by a very small smock that offers a variety of blobby jobbly maneuvers such as the half packed pickle punch.

Wow I got this goulash pounding pit photo sent to me the other day from Julian and it was that messy it looked like a bashed cabbage!

Goulash pounding Pit by Smock Snorkel July 17, 2019