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*slaps someone*
Dude: You utter fucking goujon

Quentin Goujon-Perié 

Person that gives kids french lessons. He likes to talk about his ban on Xbox 360 (trischicksti). Likes to watch memes while waiting for his ready-made french food in the microwave. He is the black player in Among Us. Likes to show kids french youtube for learning. The rule is, red is sös.
Imposteur
"Your french lesson is going to be with Quentin Goujon-Perié"
"YESS! What a Quentin Goujon-Perié way to start the day"
"It's going to be a great day"
"Red sös"

ringo goujon 

A person/thing who enjoys ketamine so much, they turn into a "Ringo goujon".

The term "Ringo Goujan" is derived from ringonas goujani meaning ket sniffer in Ancient Greek.
He/It's now turned into a Ringo Goujon.
ringo goujon by Dazzlernod February 20, 2017
An exclamation/noun to describe a silly billy
Jeddy stop being such a fucking goujon!!!!!!!!!
Goujon by plovvy goujons December 13, 2022

Derron goujon

Derron goujon by anonymous September 21, 2020
Someone who is wet behind the ears. A bit pathetic. Similar to nebbish in Yiddish.
‘Who’s that goujon that Becky used to date?’
‘Why is he such a goujon?’
‘He’s alright but he has some goujon tendencies’
Goujon by Chief Goujon May 19, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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