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*slaps someone*
Dude: You utter fucking goujon
Words you can keep
An exclamation/noun to describe a silly billy
Jeddy stop being such a fucking goujon!!!!!!!!!
Goujon by plovvy goujons December 13, 2022
Someone who is wet behind the ears. A bit pathetic. Similar to nebbish in Yiddish.
‘Who’s that goujon that Becky used to date?’
‘Why is he such a goujon?’
‘He’s alright but he has some goujon tendencies
Goujon by Chief Goujon May 19, 2020

Quentin Goujon-Perié 

Person that gives kids french lessons. He likes to talk about his ban on Xbox 360 (trischicksti). Likes to watch memes while waiting for his ready-made french food in the microwave. He is the black player in Among Us. Likes to show kids french youtube for learning. The rule is, red is sös.
Imposteur
"Your french lesson is going to be with Quentin Goujon-Perié"
"YESS! What a Quentin Goujon-Perié way to start the day"
"It's going to be a great day"
"Red sös"

ringo goujon 

A person/thing who enjoys ketamine so much, they turn into a "Ringo goujon".

The term "Ringo Goujan" is derived from ringonas goujani meaning ket sniffer in Ancient Greek.
He/It's now turned into a Ringo Goujon.
ringo goujon by Dazzlernod February 20, 2017

Derron goujon

Derron goujon by anonymous September 21, 2020

Derron goujon

Derron goujon by anonymous September 22, 2020
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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