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gottagettagun!

Often the first word babbled by an American baby.
It was so darn cute, she was mimicking her daddy and standing there in her little crib, clearly saying “gottagettagun!”
gottagettagun! by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

Gottabecovid

A disease that Drs immediately recognize,in 2022, when patient exhibits any symptom known to mankind.
Patient-"Dr I have a sore toe"
Dr-"Gottabecovid"
Patient-"Dr I'm farting alot"
Dr-"Gottabecovid"
Patient-"Dr my ass has a rash"
Dr-"Gottabecovid
Gottabecovid by Kedielover May 7, 2022
Gittage = shit

'thats some hella annoying gittage'
=
'thats some real annoying shit'
Guy 1: 'im in 1234567 after school detentions'

Guy 2: 'man thats some hella annoying gittage'
gittage by Ferris Marie September 24, 2007
To have curly eyebrows; can be used as any word really as long as it can be curly
Look at the goltage on the guy!
(lol) That guy has a goltage rating of 200!
Goltage by cbass4848 March 22, 2009

Grottage 

to search the internet for mentions of, or references to, oneself.

Derivation: Google-frottage (frottage meaning the act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification).
I was grottaging yesterday and came across an old picture of myself when I used to resemble a walrus.

He likes to grottage before going to bed.
Grottage by Falcon B Mews March 24, 2010
Any obese person crammed into skin-tight Goth clothing; a combination of "Goth" and "sausage".
"Check out that Gothage in the corner----she's totally checking me out."
Gothage by Imperial_Lady January 22, 2009