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a cross between a cottage and a garage..very popular in new zealand. usually one or two bedrooms and a garage
jenny just bought a piece of land, i think she should put a gottage on it!
gottage by Ruby Malibu December 1, 2007
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gottagettagun!

Often the first word babbled by an American baby.
It was so darn cute, she was mimicking her daddy and standing there in her little crib, clearly saying “gottagettagun!”
gottagettagun! by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

Gottabecovid

A disease that Drs immediately recognize,in 2022, when patient exhibits any symptom known to mankind.
Patient-"Dr I have a sore toe"
Dr-"Gottabecovid"
Patient-"Dr I'm farting alot"
Dr-"Gottabecovid"
Patient-"Dr my ass has a rash"
Dr-"Gottabecovid
Gottabecovid by Kedielover May 7, 2022
Gittage = shit

'thats some hella annoying gittage'
=
'thats some real annoying shit'
Guy 1: 'im in 1234567 after school detentions'

Guy 2: 'man thats some hella annoying gittage'
gittage by Ferris Marie September 24, 2007
To have curly eyebrows; can be used as any word really as long as it can be curly
Look at the goltage on the guy!
(lol) That guy has a goltage rating of 200!
Goltage by cbass4848 March 22, 2009

Grottage 

to search the internet for mentions of, or references to, oneself.

Derivation: Google-frottage (frottage meaning the act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification).
I was grottaging yesterday and came across an old picture of myself when I used to resemble a walrus.

He likes to grottage before going to bed.
Grottage by Falcon B Mews March 24, 2010
Any obese person crammed into skin-tight Goth clothing; a combination of "Goth" and "sausage".
"Check out that Gothage in the corner----she's totally checking me out."
Gothage by Imperial_Lady January 22, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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