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Gittage = shit

'thats some hella annoying gittage'
=
'thats some real annoying shit'
Guy 1: 'im in 1234567 after school detentions'

Guy 2: 'man thats some hella annoying gittage'
gittage by Ferris Marie September 24, 2007
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gottagettagun!

Often the first word babbled by an American baby.
It was so darn cute, she was mimicking her daddy and standing there in her little crib, clearly saying “gottagettagun!”
gottagettagun! by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
a cross between a cottage and a garage..very popular in new zealand. usually one or two bedrooms and a garage
jenny just bought a piece of land, i think she should put a gottage on it!
gottage by Ruby Malibu December 1, 2007
Guttage is the extra wobbly fat on your stomach. A muffin top or fat rolls are examples.
"i can't wear that, i have guttage"
Guttage by limmity hume February 9, 2017
n. (GUT-age)

1. a noun that gives acquisition qualities to sexual intercourse. Usually used in a sentence that describes the above forementioned acquisition.

2. Sexual Intercourse

3. also used in verb form, as in "to gut" a sexual partner
1. Hopefully I'll be able to get some guttage at this bar tonight.

2. Last night Lisa came over and I definitely gutted her out.
guttage by Le Conquerant April 5, 2007

Gittare Speilen 

To play guitar in German. Also german slang for masturbating
German: Ich speile Gittare jeden tag
English: I play guitar every day.
--Or--
I masturbate every day.
Gittare Speilen by Tim Verner June 28, 2005

Gettagemmet1157 

*ryan rolls*
GETTA GEMMET PIWER!

Gettagemmet1157
Gettagemmet1157 by Joeyandchar December 7, 2019
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