gotasec

A random and often very time-consuming task, request or favor, usually encountered at work. These are almost always initiated with a seemingly-innocent question such as "Got a sec?" or "Got a minute?", and very likely end up requiring large amounts of time and effort to resolve. Gotasecs can reach you through almost any means, from in-person visits, emails, chat messages, text messages, etc.

Office worker 1: "What happened? You weren't in the 2:00 meeting today."
Office worker 2: "The CEO hit me up on chat with a gotasec that ended up taking 4 hours to fix, so I had to bail on the meeting."
Office worker 1: "Sucks, but it happens all the time..."

gotasec by defnotmyrealname September 3, 2021

Gotase

An enzyme first discovered in the colonic cells of Kirk Johnson, Gotase is a powerful meat tenderizer and is heavily controlled by the FDA.

Gotase made my meat soft.

Gotase by Zorque October 16, 2008

goatsecx 

gaping man ass

"i love goatsecx."

goatsecx by Richard Weiner III May 14, 2003

goatsecx 

as a noun it would be the below, not a noun would be the example above; refering to homosexuality of the gaping anus man or just dubbing the man as "goatsecx"

Your gayness is gayer than goatsecx.

goatsecx by KillinKrullin November 12, 2002