gotasec

A random and often very time-consuming task, request or favor, usually encountered at work. These are almost always initiated with a seemingly-innocent question such as "Got a sec?" or "Got a minute?", and very likely end up requiring large amounts of time and effort to resolve. Gotasecs can reach you through almost any means, from in-person visits, emails, chat messages, text messages, etc.

Office worker 1: "What happened? You weren't in the 2:00 meeting today."
Office worker 2: "The CEO hit me up on chat with a gotasec that ended up taking 4 hours to fix, so I had to bail on the meeting."
Office worker 1: "Sucks, but it happens all the time..."

gotasec by defnotmyrealname September 3, 2021

Gotase

An enzyme first discovered in the colonic cells of Kirk Johnson, Gotase is a powerful meat tenderizer and is heavily controlled by the FDA.

Gotase made my meat soft.

Gotase by Zorque October 16, 2008

goatsecx 

gaping man ass

"i love goatsecx."

goatsecx by Richard Weiner III May 14, 2003

goatsecx 

as a noun it would be the below, not a noun would be the example above; refering to homosexuality of the gaping anus man or just dubbing the man as "goatsecx"

Your gayness is gayer than goatsecx.

goatsecx by KillinKrullin November 12, 2002

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008