3 definitions by defnotmyrealname
Pornographic movies that are often available in hotel rooms, often for masturbatory purposes. These movies are often quite expensive, and might be embarrassing if they are itemized on your hotel bill. In some cases, the hardcore scenes have been edited out, leaving you to rub one out with little more than what's available on many premium cable TV channels. The word was popularized in the 1995 comedy film "Tommy Boy", starring Chris Farley and David Spade. The relevance of spankervision in a world of widely available Internet porn, is questionable.
"My girlfriend is awesome in the sack, but I'm traveling for work for the next two weeks. I might have to break down and order some spankervision at the hotel."
"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"
"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"
by defnotmyrealname March 19, 2013
A random and often very time-consuming task, request or favor, usually encountered at work. These are almost always initiated with a seemingly-innocent question such as "Got a sec?" or "Got a minute?", and very likely end up requiring large amounts of time and effort to resolve. Gotasecs can reach you through almost any means, from in-person visits, emails, chat messages, text messages, etc.
Office worker 1: "What happened? You weren't in the 2:00 meeting today."
Office worker 2: "The CEO hit me up on chat with a gotasec that ended up taking 4 hours to fix, so I had to bail on the meeting."
Office worker 1: "Sucks, but it happens all the time..."
Office worker 2: "The CEO hit me up on chat with a gotasec that ended up taking 4 hours to fix, so I had to bail on the meeting."
Office worker 1: "Sucks, but it happens all the time..."
by defnotmyrealname September 3, 2021
A person whose Facebook pictures are almost exclusively of themselves and/or their friends making the duck face. This behavior is often seen with teenage or college-aged girls, or drunk women. Also often accompanied by pictures of other acts, such as making wannabe gang signs with their hands.
Guy 1: "Man, her Facebook pictures are nothing but her and her drunk friends making those stupid kissy faces."
Guy 2: "Dude, you've just seen her duckfacebook."
Guy 1: "That sucks, but I'd still hit that shit."
Guy 2: "Dude, you've just seen her duckfacebook."
Guy 1: "That sucks, but I'd still hit that shit."
by defnotmyrealname January 5, 2012