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Then he got fat and died. 

The easiest way to destroy someone’s reputation in a sarcastic manner after telling their life story.
Joe Biden won the presidency. Then he got fat and died.

fat got fingered 

Used to drop, or change the subject at hand.
"Yo man did you get with that girl last night"

"Hey man fat got fingered"

fat got fingered 

When a conversation sucks and you just want to walk away or change to topic
"My aunt was cleaning her trunk and her cat was eating some wiskas..."

"Yea, fat got fingered"

"Sorry?"

"fuggetit"

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears

fat bitch, got nits 

a term used to define someone who eats all the time or is unpresentable. Also used as a querky comment!
timothy says "ohh im soo hungry!"
theodor replies "ya fat bitch, got nits!"

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