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gormazers 

the head teacher of golborne high school. she thinks everyone who goes there is very posh, but they are actually all mentally ill and live on council estates. she tries to make golborne high school look like the best school in all of England, but it is actually just a shit hole filled with cunts. she is very mean and very strict, and pretends to care about her students when all she cares about is getting the highest gcse results so she can brag to all her other sad head teacher friends.

gormazers is sexually attracted to gcse papers which is why there is always a funny stain on them when given to the big gcse dude
don't let gormazers see you have a blue bag or she will murder you with a copy of the uniform policy that states all bags must be dark in colour
Words you can keep
An old lady who will own an obese cat and name it Triple Chin. Usually Gramzers will non-stop talk until you believe her point is correct when arguing.
Wow did you see Gramzers yesterday eating McDonalds with Triple Chin?
Gramzers by BobalobLOLLOL October 13, 2017

Summer Grazers 

These people usually only come out when the sun is out and they have the sudden urge to lay and sit on grass and talk to thier freinds.
Person 1 ;Hey look over there

Person 2 ;Those people sat in the grass :S

Person 1 ; Fucking Summer Grazers!
Summer Grazers by Jordanh09 June 2, 2009

grazersexual 

In love with jack Dylan grazer wanting to date jack Dylan grazer
I am grazersexual because I want to date or marry Jack Dylan grazer
grazersexual by Drena malfoy January 1, 2021

Newsprint Grazers  

People (usually old), who wander through train carriages picking up left-behind newspapers.

Jim: Hey Bob, are you gonna take that paper with you?
Bob: Nah man! Newsprint Grazers will take care o' that shit.
Newsprint Grazers by Paterico December 14, 2008

Newsprint Grazers 

People (usually old), who wander through train carriages picking up left-behind newspapers.
Jim: Hey Bob, are you gonna take that paper with you?
Bob: Nah man! Newsprint Grazers'll take care o' that shit.
Newsprint Grazers by Paterico December 12, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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