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gormazers 

the head teacher of golborne high school. she thinks everyone who goes there is very posh, but they are actually all mentally ill and live on council estates. she tries to make golborne high school look like the best school in all of England, but it is actually just a shit hole filled with cunts. she is very mean and very strict, and pretends to care about her students when all she cares about is getting the highest gcse results so she can brag to all her other sad head teacher friends.

gormazers is sexually attracted to gcse papers which is why there is always a funny stain on them when given to the big gcse dude
don't let gormazers see you have a blue bag or she will murder you with a copy of the uniform policy that states all bags must be dark in colour
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An old lady who will own an obese cat and name it Triple Chin. Usually Gramzers will non-stop talk until you believe her point is correct when arguing.
Wow did you see Gramzers yesterday eating McDonalds with Triple Chin?
Gramzers by BobalobLOLLOL October 13, 2017

Summer Grazers 

These people usually only come out when the sun is out and they have the sudden urge to lay and sit on grass and talk to thier freinds.
Person 1 ;Hey look over there

Person 2 ;Those people sat in the grass :S

Person 1 ; Fucking Summer Grazers!
Summer Grazers by Jordanh09 June 2, 2009

grazersexual 

In love with jack Dylan grazer wanting to date jack Dylan grazer
I am grazersexual because I want to date or marry Jack Dylan grazer
grazersexual by Drena malfoy January 1, 2021

Newsprint Grazers  

People (usually old), who wander through train carriages picking up left-behind newspapers.

Jim: Hey Bob, are you gonna take that paper with you?
Bob: Nah man! Newsprint Grazers will take care o' that shit.
Newsprint Grazers by Paterico December 14, 2008

Newsprint Grazers 

People (usually old), who wander through train carriages picking up left-behind newspapers.
Jim: Hey Bob, are you gonna take that paper with you?
Bob: Nah man! Newsprint Grazers'll take care o' that shit.
Newsprint Grazers by Paterico December 12, 2008

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026