Definitions by Paterico

Newsprint Grazers  

People (usually old), who wander through train carriages picking up left-behind newspapers.

Jim: Hey Bob, are you gonna take that paper with you?
Bob: Nah man! Newsprint Grazers will take care o' that shit.

Newsprint Grazers by Paterico December 14, 2008

Safety-net sub  

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

Safety-net sub by Paterico December 14, 2008

Newsprint Grazers 

People (usually old), who wander through train carriages picking up left-behind newspapers.

Jim: Hey Bob, are you gonna take that paper with you?
Bob: Nah man! Newsprint Grazers'll take care o' that shit.

Newsprint Grazers by Paterico December 12, 2008

Safety-net sub 

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

Safety-net sub by Paterico December 9, 2008