goozales

1. a monster with a lot of skin under the chin, also known as a "second chin"

2. a person infamous in Hartsville SC for having a large "gooze"

3. definition 2's younger brother

4. a nerd

5. a fat person

Goozales is ugly!

Goozales is ugly!

Goozales is ugly!

Goozales is stupid!

Goozales is fat!

by DistalBraker December 24, 2004

Danny Gonzales

Danny Gonzales is a youtuber, singer, songwriter and legal pumpkin. He is also the head of the cul- I mean... army, Greg.

Human: Do you watch Danny Gonzales?
Other Human: OMG yes! I AM GREG!

by Skittle S November 14, 2018

Sloppy Gonzales

Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the greasy pablo and the upper decker.

As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.

by Rollo & Biff January 9, 2008

Alberto Gonzales

Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.

A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia

by el_che April 25, 2006

Speedy Gonzales

Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.

Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.

Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."

by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008

The Gonzales

The dominatrix act involving nutrient tubes and an inflatable dildo, taken from the name of its founder, Gonzales.

Man, me and my bitch just had the gonzales goin for a few days, was fairly nice

by superanon8 August 4, 2009

Chachi Gonzales

Olivia "Chachi" GonzalesAMAZING 15-year-old dancer born in Houston, Texas, who is a member of the well known hip-hop dance group, "I.aM.mE" which she performs with on the MTV show, America's Best Dance Crew. Nicknamed "Chachi" because Chachi is short for muchachita; which, in spanish means “little girl”. She started dancing at a very early age, and has been dancing ever since. She will always continue to inspire many with the way she moves when she dances like no other.

"Have you heard of Chachi Gonzales?"
"Of course! She inspired me to start dancing!"

by iheartdance October 5, 2013