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goose-neck 

verb: to give a male oral-pleasure.
That dirty bitch Lisa goose-necked about twenty cats last night.
goose-neck by Dee November 11, 2003
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goose-neck 

the suction of the dick between the vigina causing the dick to hilariously break needing treatment
Dude my girlfriend Accidentally gave me a goose-neck
goose-neck by Lucky out August 9, 2016

goose neck 

when a homie just straight up has a long neck dawg
Yo dude Riley Goodwin is such a goose neck

The only reason Josh is like 6'7" is cuz hes a goose neck
goose neck by RedF000 June 28, 2009

Goose Neck 

The act of extending and shifting the neck back and forth to the rhythm of music.
Bob: Hey, why is that guitarist extending and shifting his neck like that?

Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.

Bob: What?

Goose neck 

A penis, typically non-Chode.
That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck
Goose neck by Imaroyaldude August 1, 2023

goose neck 

When a males shaft is not hard
like how a gooses neck looks
oh, that guy was goose neckin' it!!!
goose neck by air re kah February 20, 2008

Goose Neck 

To Goose Neck, Verb;

When you're penetrating a partner from behind, reach around and stick your index and middle finger deep inside their mouth in order to make them gag.

Gagging action is similar to that of the production of Fois Gras.

See also Badger Snare
I Goose Necked the missus so deep last night I almost fingered her lungs
Goose Neck by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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