Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.
Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!
Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.
Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!
Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.
Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!
by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast February 05, 2012
Bob: Hey, why is that guitarist extending and shifting his neck like that?
Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.
Bob: What?
Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.
Bob: What?
by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast February 05, 2012
Weirdo: I don't like cheese, I'm gonna scrape it all off of my slice.
Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.
Weirdo: I like sauce bread.
Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.
Weirdo: I like sauce bread.
by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast February 05, 2012