goopie4

noun- A fat lonley spoiled jewish loser who plays rpg's becuase he has no real life friends. He logs on site,and will eat a full box of twinkies in the blink of an eye.

"where are all the twinkies? I think goopie ate them and logged"

by nooba July 29, 2004

goopie slide

When you nut on a girls back and then use her back as a slide

"Dude, last night this girl let me do the goopie slide."

by At Your Mom's House July 4, 2020

goopiepoopalitis

fecal matter which sticks to your anal cavity and takes at least five wipes to alleviate and has a uncanny resemblence to really thick peanut butter. some people view it as a sickness thus goopiepoopalitis.

goopiepoopalitis: dude i took a dump and it stuck to the side of my leg i think i have goopiepoopalitis man

by topher mcpherson August 24, 2006

goopie

An endlessly annoying twit. Not much is known about them except that they are stupid with no brains. They frequently eat and suffer from mental illnesses. They also lack hygiene.

That person over there thinks one plus one is five, and smells like rotten eggs! She must be a goopie!

by Agorinkal January 2, 2011

Goopie

Yellow or Green female discharge that builds up into blobs

Ew! There are goopies in my panties

by suchqualitydefinitions January 18, 2019

goopie

The crust that may be in the corner of your eye in the morning and sometimes later if it's not taken out.

Mom saying to her child: You have goopies in your eyes.

by Jacquelin August 3, 2014

goopie gang

a buch of annoying 7th 8th and 9th graders coming up to yo block

yo look at that goopie gang why the fuck they be yellin

by john bjdfshvadjkg May 28, 2018