An endlessly annoying twit. Not much is known about them except that they are stupid with no brains. They frequently eat and suffer from mental illnesses. They also lack hygiene.
That person over there thinks one plus one is five, and smells like rotten eggs! She must be a goopie!
by Agorinkal January 2, 2011

The crust that may be in the corner of your eye in the morning and sometimes later if it's not taken out.
by Jacquelin August 3, 2014

by naomi January 3, 2004

by Victoria Dream September 2, 2017

by cornerstone May 22, 2008

by suchqualitydefinitions January 18, 2019

Covered with semen (or any white, slippery/sticky fluid purporting to resemble semen, such as whipped cream, frosting or hand lotion).
"All the scenes in that porn movie have goopy endings."
by Jenna Nugent February 27, 2005
