goopie

An endlessly annoying twit. Not much is known about them except that they are stupid with no brains. They frequently eat and suffer from mental illnesses. They also lack hygiene.

That person over there thinks one plus one is five, and smells like rotten eggs! She must be a goopie!

by Agorinkal January 2, 2011

Goopie

Yellow or Green female discharge that builds up into blobs

Ew! There are goopies in my panties

by suchqualitydefinitions January 18, 2019

goopie

The crust that may be in the corner of your eye in the morning and sometimes later if it's not taken out.

Mom saying to her child: You have goopies in your eyes.

by Jacquelin August 3, 2014

goopie

when its really warm out and your nuts sag really low and are very loose

"Bro my nuts are madddd goopie rn"
"ay bro, same"

by monke laz November 10, 2020

Goopie

a non gendered term for Aunt or Uncle

My non-binary sibling is the goopie to my kids

by callmemommy September 18, 2022

goopie slide

When you nut on a girls back and then use her back as a slide

"Dude, last night this girl let me do the goopie slide."

by At Your Mom's House July 4, 2020

goopie gang

a buch of annoying 7th 8th and 9th graders coming up to yo block

yo look at that goopie gang why the fuck they be yellin

by john bjdfshvadjkg May 28, 2018