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Strokin my goonhog all day every day.
Goonhog by The haydero October 3, 2025
An insult for an Idiot or a fool.
If somebody does something stupid or screws up on something easy, they would be known as a Goondog.
'Oh, You Goondog!'

'Goondog, Goondog, Goondog' *Chanting*

'Dumb ass Goondog.'
Goondog by Luke Blunt September 6, 2007

Goondoggle 

A name given to someone is very irritating.
"Dude he is such a goondoggle."

"I know, he's so annoying."
Goondoggle by Stealth Bomber December 9, 2008

Goondogger 

A goony sonufabitch who thinks hes funny but is really far from it. The only time people laugh in his presence is to laugh at him not with him. A Goondogger generally spends his days cheifing away on a blunt and smutting bitches.
Oh shit son look over there, that dude is a mofucking Goondogger!
Goondogger by Hard Knox November 11, 2010
i cant belive mr not so bright would goohog for twenty dollars.
goohog by mrs not so bright July 30, 2012

Goondoggle 

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.
Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.
Goondoggle by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025
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